Well if there isn't EC for your project, we'll just have to MAKE it that way!

I think it's a great idea! And very scientific too! Does it react on pheromones or simply the patchoulli and tie-dye scent or color patterns?

I camped with a group not to far from the DPW Ghetto and laughed my ass off when they told me stories of being awoken by these assholes who played loud barking dogs early in the morning. I just smiled, and said something to the effect of "yep, that's DPW, gotta love em." The highlight of the week for me was definately being part of the DPW parade and shouting "Fuck your day!" at random people. :-D

Ahhhh that's why she was bitching about dogs. I told her that they haven't allowed dogs for two years.
The shirt enters danger mode in response to patchouli. This mode charges the system and remotely activates a police siren that follows the shirt hooked to one of those stupid robot dogs. If the words "I'll trade you beads for pot" are said the shirt enters defensive strategic tactical obliteration mode. This mode distributes vegetarian chicken in all directions containing tracking devices. After a brief delay routine the devices that have been consumed release drugs proven to block cannibinoid receptors and saturates the bloodstream with barely sub lethal doses of ketamine, somatic muscle relaxors, and valium. Then the nightmarish hallucinations begin.

Wow-is this the "Anti-Hippy" Tribe or something?

Definitions are appreciated-maybe I'd better sign out!