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It is time to start this semesters course schedule:
How many dreads are a Keeper 100 ------------- 1 credit + fees.
(Students will be required to go on three field exercises, desert trips will count as two.)
Hippie Hunter Safety 101 ---------- 2 Credits
Know your hippie (Desert and other rural settings) 102 ----- 4 Credits
Know your hippe (Urban hippies and comune settings) 103 ------ 4 Credits
Know your hippie (Long term threats and effects) 105 ------- 4 Credits
Hippie population management, methods and techniques 110 ---- 4 Credits
Tag and release, a way to spread the love 120 ------- 1 Credit
Hippie sandle tracking 200 prereq. Know your hippie 102 ----1 credit.
Urban Hippie tracking, recognition and hazards 215 -------- 4 Credits.
Advanced Hippie Taxiadermy 312 ----------------5 credits
Advanced Hippie hunting( includes Baiting, blind design, scent tracking) 403 5 Credit.
Making your hippie vote Republican and other psycological warfare techniques 415 ----- 5 Credits
(Students will be required to complete a term paper detailing their lab assignment)
Fees and registration information to follow. Further course offerings will be made public as soon as they are available.
How many dreads are a Keeper 100 ------------- 1 credit + fees.
(Students will be required to go on three field exercises, desert trips will count as two.)
Hippie Hunter Safety 101 ---------- 2 Credits
Know your hippie (Desert and other rural settings) 102 ----- 4 Credits
Know your hippe (Urban hippies and comune settings) 103 ------ 4 Credits
Know your hippie (Long term threats and effects) 105 ------- 4 Credits
Hippie population management, methods and techniques 110 ---- 4 Credits
Tag and release, a way to spread the love 120 ------- 1 Credit
Hippie sandle tracking 200 prereq. Know your hippie 102 ----1 credit.
Urban Hippie tracking, recognition and hazards 215 -------- 4 Credits.
Advanced Hippie Taxiadermy 312 ----------------5 credits
Advanced Hippie hunting( includes Baiting, blind design, scent tracking) 403 5 Credit.
Making your hippie vote Republican and other psycological warfare techniques 415 ----- 5 Credits
(Students will be required to complete a term paper detailing their lab assignment)
Fees and registration information to follow. Further course offerings will be made public as soon as they are available.
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DAMMIT! I hate it when there are so many good classes available but not enough time in the day to take them all in the same semester!
Will there also be a cuisine class associated with Advanced Hippie Taxiadermy 312?
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You know, the Tag and Release 120 is harder than it seems. Ya sure, you can track them down into any opium den and hemp store, but to get close enough to get the tag on them, you gotta get that patchoulli.
That shit is hard to scrub off, let me tell YOU!
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I'm having trouble getting my financial aid together.
Is there a trustafarian course offered or is that only the spring semester? -
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Hmmmmmm?
The class could be offered if there were enough people in desperate need to learn the rare trade of H.H. You do realize that H.H. is not a money making career, DAMN there ain't even enough meat on to eat. -
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Perhaps of interest to this tribe, we've been offering for several years a "Breakfast a la Hippie" seminar that focuses on delicacies -- Baby Hippie Hash, back bacon, Dried Hippie (for backpacking) and ethnic dishes from various cuisines (primarily MidEastern, they seem to really "relish" this).
While I get a lot of squeamish looks from some of the girls on Baby Hippie Hash ("Ewww, it's like eating VEAL!"), you can't deny it's more tender than more fully aged specimens.
RedTux got a taste of some of our BBQ Seminar -- hope you enjoyed it! -
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I will attest to Clint's skills on the grill. Although I must admit candied bacon was very different and not too bad. :-)
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Are these credited classes? Are they experienced hunters?
I mean, how many times have you fallen for scams that promise to really teach you how to track, kill and dress a hippie, only to find the so called expert were just "book" learned hunters.
I don't want to just see your certificates, I want to see some trophies! -
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Just have to check the front bumper of my suburban for the last remaining evidence.
Unfortunately, I don't have any trophies per sey, I've yet to take the adendum course "Taxidermy with the Vegetarian Trophy 220"
Anyone have a listing for this course?
Good to see you here Spyral !!
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Have you found Vegetarian Trophies to atrophy more quickly, even before packing them out? Or is it more environmental -- here in the rainforests of the Pacific NW mold and mildew are a trophy hunters toughest enemy!
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.You know, I haven't been able to salvage one yet. They're fat deprived skin and the quatity of chemicals in the body seem to cause some serious issues with rot. Tag and release is all we're doing right now....but that still doesn't mean we don't "stun" them first, right?
OH, and has anyone found a tranquilizer that works on these creatures?
We haven't yet. They seem to be immune to opiates and other known drugs. Trapping is easy though.
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I've found that elevator music can slow them down but you should wear proper hearing protection.
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Fuck, thanks for the warning about the ear protection......!!!!
I find that my headlights often are effective enough during the night. It's day time that I'm having difficulty with.
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Another warning!
Most amatures might thing going to Dead shows, Haight Stree or Telegraph are Hippie Hunting Grounds.
Wrong! Sure in these places there are numerous targets. However, here they are in their element and when threatened, they can rush you!
Better day time places are: Porno stores 7-11 parking lots and the Berkely Free clinic. Most hippie men can be found alone here. Easy pickin's. -
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Was there any word from the advance scouting parties regarding Democratic, Green and other left leaning political gatherings? Are these suitable hunting grounds? Or are Republican and other right leaning political gatherings better hunting areas?
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Whooa! More great info!
I'm really familiar with this one part of the desert they all seem to make theri pilgrimage or "migration" to.
Seems out there, at just that one time of year, they are plentiful !! -
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You gotta set up a strobe light to attact em. But you'll get a lot of ravers too.
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Ooooh, now raver-scabies I don't want on me either!
What kind of protective clothing do you recommend to keep the black light paint and glitter off you?
Thanks Spyral- great to see you here too!
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www.undermars.com/images/mars0156.jpg
This photo, is so wrong. It is graphic (contains a dead body) so if you have a weak stomach pls dont view. -
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This is your brain....
This is your brain with a glowstick shoved up in it! -
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if you haven't taken a hippie hunting class from one of the Chupacabra Policia detectives, you're only faking it.
i have the dvd home version of the class if anyone needs to borrow it. of course, you must be willing to come see us in our trailer for that. we don't just mail it away. private screenings only.
it shows proper hippie skull bashing and shooting techniques and have a keen soundtrack.
namaste my ass
sincerely,
Major Bitch
i used to be under cover,
but realized i don't have to be underground,
cause my disguises are soo good.
hippy doesn't know what hit em
keep hittin that peace pipe hippy.
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